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[As the video turns on, a finger is prodding at the screen, blocking the view of whoever is using it. After tapping 3 times against the screen, the finger pulls back to reveal a rather bemused looking man, whose now right up close to the screen. Frowning, he peers closer before finally slumping back into full view. A sort of silly handsomeness about him, he doesn't seem that worried, simply confused.]

Oooh, I like this! Very new, very odd, never been in this kind of situation before. Can anyone hear me? Helllloooo? [Not that it matters if anyone can, he's just going to keep on talking anyway. Grinning in amusement, he playfully waves into the camera before peering around. Its clearly got to be broadcasting somewhere right now, surely? So why not be friendly?]

Hmmm, this is very odd, very odd indeed. Why would someone be filming? It doesn't seem to be transmitted as a normal TV would. I really hope this isn't a game show. Really not fond of them!

[Muttering incoherently to himself, he resumes peering into the camera, as if it would magically give him the answers.] If anyone can hear me, try to respond. Not sure how, but try!

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[Frowning at the incredibly impressive book, he tilts his head to the side and watches the new person in amazement. Hey, he doesn't mind who answers, as long as they know what they're doing cause he certainly doesn't. Putting on his best smile, he taps the book before setting it down very carefully.]

Brilliant! Hello, I'm the Doctor. Well, sort of, not quite. And you are? Also, by any chance do you know how this book works? I mean, I get the basics but how does it work exactly? I've seen something similar before but it tended to burn your eyes out and then it was very tricky to use, as you'd imagine. Should I got looking for sunglasses or will I be fine? I'm not even sure I have sunglasses-- well, thats not good. Well, I have my glasses, I suppose.

[And he could go on for hours without even needing a reply. Some like the sound of their voice, the Doctor was almost in love with his.]

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[Yeeeeah he's starting to see that. Which works well enough. Sam isn't really the most talkative guy ever.]

Uhm- [Not a strong start, but to be fair The Doctor did just question-bomb him] My name is Sam, I think the books are magic, and no you don't need sunglasses.

...[Oh shi wait-]

Did you just say you were The Doctor? Like, The Doctor?

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Aww, really? Shame-- Not that it doesn't burn out eyes, mind you! Just that I haven't worn sunglasses in a while, never anything wrong with a good excuse.

[Eventually he seemed to remember that rant about sunglasses is perhaps the least important thing to handle here! Clearing his throat, he nods his head. He always hated this part, he was the Doctor, just not!-- It got very confusing for him so how could he even explain it to others?]

Right, yes, hello Sam! Yes, I'm the Doctor, sort of, I take it you've heard of me?

Oh ... You're not from L.I.N.D.A are you? Cause, it lovely and all but now is not the time for fans.

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I don't know what that is. [Clear and straight to the point.] I'm a friend of Rose Tyler. You remember her, right.

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Course I know Rose, I live with Rose, wellll, I'm supposed too. [Now he appears to be rather lost in a place that wasn't where he'd last been. Definitely not the Tylers living room.] Oooh, is she here? I rather need to talk to her!

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What do you mean you live with her? [Oops, that got blurted out before he could stop himself :/ ]

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Well it wasn't exactly my choice, he left me there-- Not that I don't like it! But yes, happily living together, its all very domestic, isn't it? [Course he doesn't mean it in a 'happy couple living together' way but more 'two very close people muddling through his new mortality' but he hardly going to clear it up.]

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[Sam just. Stares a little. And hey, doesn't he know you? Weren't you here in the house for a little while previously? Sorry bby, he's got you confused with the real Ten.]

She never told me that.

Hey, [Clearing his throat and changing the subject] how did you get out of here?

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Really? Huh, well, never mind. Not important. [So Rose must have been here longer than him then? By how much, he wasn't sure but she;d appeared to of made friends. That was good news, at least!]

Out of-- I just got here. I haven't left yet!

[Raising an eyebrow, he looks around the room before turning back to Sam.] Is it actually possible to get out of here cause I don't even know how I got here.

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[family-remains.livejournal.com]

So you don't remember taking off, or leaving Rose behind. Again.

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[handyhandyhand.livejournal.com]

No. But then again, I don't remember things that never happened, I'm odd like that. And I don't remember being here and I only ever left Rose once. Annnd, in my defence, that was out of my hands.

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Riiight.

[Uh huh. Whatever, buddy.]

Does she know that?

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[handyhandyhand.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure she did, I did tell her. And I did sort of find my way back to her, you know?

[And yes, you're getting a glare now.]

And I didn't even technically leave her, I was even there then, kind of. It gets rather confusing but regardless, she fully understood what happened last time I checked.

[video] 1/2 just. this face. forever.

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You did. You were here, and you left her-

[He throws his hands up]

You know what? Forget it. You don't deserve her.

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.... I-- I don't?

[He just going to stare in utter confusion. What did he do?!]

Welllll-- I can assure you that I've never been here but I don't think its helping.

[video] lmf he's such an asshole I'm so sorry

[family-remains.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think it is.

[video] Handy is very lost! *nodnod*

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It isn't?

Well-- Sorry, then, I think.

...Any chance the me that was here happen to have two hearts? TARDIS? One of these? [He holds up a very busted screwdriver. Its very likely that he's being confused for the Doctor. Ooooh, what's the other him done now?]

[video] Poor guy *pets*

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[Now it's Sam's turn to be confused. He recalls something about tow hearts and he and Rose were always yapping about the TARDIS.]

Uhm. Maybe?

[video] Yes! Mean Sammy-o ;___;

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Ah-ha! Now we're getting somewhere. See, there are two of us. There's him, he's the Doctor, the 'proper' Doctor. [And yes, he's using the quotation gesture to empathise that.] And then there's me. Not him, very different.

I'm a hand. [Simple enough, surely?]

[video] ikr I'm sorry handy ;; 1/3

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Wh- [It dies halfway out of his mouth.]

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What?

[video] Sorry Sammy, Handy is confusing >.>

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Right, ok, lets try to keep up, Sam, cause I'm only saying it once! See at Christmas the Doctor got his hand cut off. This one specifically [He wriggle his right hand about.] Then my old friend Jack stole and preserved it then finally the Doctor stole it back and kept it safe till the hand was hit with regenerative properties from the Doctor, then a wonderful women Donna touched said hand and BAM! [Insert elaborate hands gestures here!] Instant biological meta-crisis. Here I am, not-quite-the-Doctor Doctor!

One heart but all the memories of the Doctor, we think the same and act the same-- sort of. I'm either 1000 years old or 1 month old, take your pick!

[video] lol god damn, man.

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[Sam sits there a second, brow furrowed. After the big explanation (which he did follow. For the most part. He thinks. It still takes a second or two to put it all together.]

So, you're a clone. Of the Doctor. From his hand.