[Max isn't actually talking to the journal. He hasn't investigated it. Instead, the volume of his voice increases and decreases as he walks around the room, trying to find hidden cameras and other devices of the sort, and he's surprisingly calm. There's also the sound of a small dog shuffling around the room, sniffing and barking every so often.]

Huh.

Okay, seeing as I know I'm bugged, let's just set the record straight: I'm getting mixed signals here, KAOS. Yeah, that's right, I figured you out. But really, you kidnap me for some vengeance, and you actually go the extra mile to make me comfortable?

That's weird.

And, yeah, okay, the bedroom's nice. I like the whole themed aspect of it - I'm going to disregard the fact that I usually don't do the sleeping-over thing until we've been dating for a month. Usually two. Really it just depends on when she's comfortable - but that's beside the point. You're just trying to butter me up. But you know what, it's not going to work. You expect Maxwell Smart, the man with the will of steel to break? HAH.

[There's more shuffling around the room as Max crouches down on the floor and starts looking everything over. Also, more barking and sniffing.]

Good boy, Fang. You investigate, too.