Alright, seriously? Whoever stuck me here better come forward, you do not want to cross the likes of me. Really. I don't play ball. In fact, I toss the ball away. Or deflate it... So, you know, I'm not playing.

[He waves his hand in dismal before looking down into the lens and readjusting his goggles. This is awkward. Not quite like a blog at all.]

Erm, okay, I'll bite. What the hell is up with this room? Its like something out of one of those lousy chick dramas. You know the ones where they all wear bonnets? And why am I even in this room?-- I totally don't remember checking in but I've been known to have head injuries.