[As the video turns on, a finger is prodding at the screen, blocking the view of whoever is using it. After tapping 3 times against the screen, the finger pulls back to reveal a rather bemused looking man, whose now right up close to the screen. Frowning, he peers closer before finally slumping back into full view. A sort of silly handsomeness about him, he doesn't seem that worried, simply confused.]

Oooh, I like this! Very new, very odd, never been in this kind of situation before. Can anyone hear me? Helllloooo? [Not that it matters if anyone can, he's just going to keep on talking anyway. Grinning in amusement, he playfully waves into the camera before peering around. Its clearly got to be broadcasting somewhere right now, surely? So why not be friendly?]

Hmmm, this is very odd, very odd indeed. Why would someone be filming? It doesn't seem to be transmitted as a normal TV would. I really hope this isn't a game show. Really not fond of them!

[Muttering incoherently to himself, he resumes peering into the camera, as if it would magically give him the answers.] If anyone can hear me, try to respond. Not sure how, but try!