Trillian here, reporting live from a completely bizarre kitchen situation. Can you believe this? [She picks up the camera and runs a slow circle around kitchen before it ends up back on her.] I'm a little overwhelmed, aren't you? It's tough sorting through all of the nervous energy and excitement that comes with new places.

Anyway. There's a pantry here, and a fridge, [She tuuuuurns the camera to get a quick shot of both objects, and then back to her.] and I'm really hungry, but they won't open. Does anyone have any ideas on how to get inside? Are they childproofed? I always had trouble with those bottles.

Thanks!